je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




Always go to people’s funerals, so they’ll come to yours.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Bullets only do their job after they’re fired
- I like your hair! Can I pull it from behind?
- “I’m autistic…
- I need everyone to wish me luck! I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt…
- On the right side of your brain, there’s nothing right…
- The next time you dislike your life, remember it’s all about perspective…