je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
“I’m autistic.”
“Does that mean you take things literally?”
“No, you’re thinking of kleptomaniacs.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- “If I had time travel, I’d kill Hitler”…
- I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”…
- Almost every hand you’ve shaken have had a dick in it at some point
- Frederick is the best name because it has 6 names in it
- I like your hair! Can I pull it from behind?