je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I’m like an avocado: only pleasant for a short period of time, and it’s up to you to figure out when that is.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan…
- A wealthy politician released her tax returns for the public to view, according to custom…
- 🌓🌎🌞 ← lunar eclipse…
- They say God only gives us what we can handle…
- So when Jesus starts a holiday dinner with “one of you will betray me” it’s amazing and dramatic and evidence of his prophetic gifting, but when *I* do it I’m “just doing it for attention” and “either gonna to have to stop doing that every time or not be invited next year”?
- I was standing in the line at McDonald’s yesterday and just as I got to the counter my boyfriend kissed me and then loudly said “you are the best sister ever” and walked away