je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




🌓🌎🌞 ← lunar eclipse
🌎🌓🌞 ← solar eclipse
🌎🌞🌗 ← apocalypse
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood…
- They made a Guinness with 0
- “The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed” might be my favorite saying of the week
- It is winter, and two neighbors are standing and talking…
- A wealthy politician released her tax returns for the public to view, according to custom…
- I’m like an avocado: only pleasant for a short period of time, and it’s up to you to figure out when that is