je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
You know you’re old when the bins go out more than you do.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Before therapy: I think I’m fucked up…
- Men be like “I’m different”…
- When I was in high school, the school board decided that the biology students had to pay for the fetal pigs that were being dissected…
- So I was having sex with my girlfriend at her parent’s house, and we were really getting it on with her moaning and groaning which woke up her dad…
- “The United States can always be relied upon to do the right thing — having first exhausted all possible alternatives…
- It’s easy to have the courage of a lion, they’re gigantic and have claws and no natural predators…