You know you’re old when the bins go out more than you do

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

You know you’re old when the bins go out more than you do.

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

Rome has never been so brightly lit at night!

Nero

Men, when you get into an argument with your wife, remember: she doesn’t want to hear your opinion. She wants to hear HER opinion in a deeper voice.

Plus de blagues 👇

Before therapy: I think I’m fucked up…
Men be like “I’m different”…
When I was in high school, the school board decided that the biology students had to pay for the fetal pigs that were being dissected…
So I was having sex with my girlfriend at her parent’s house, and we were really getting it on with her moaning and groaning which woke up her dad…
“The United States can always be relied upon to do the right thing — having first exhausted all possible alternatives…
It’s easy to have the courage of a lion, they’re gigantic and have claws and no natural predators…