je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I ask my wife if we could try to do it doggy style…
She rolled over and played dead.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My girlfriend told me I only have two faults: apparently it’s everything I say, and everything I do
- “Before I met my wife, I always felt incomplete; now I’m finished”…
- landlord: your income needs to be three times your rent…
- I once lasted 1 hour and 2 minutes in bed…
- Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger…
- I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me…