je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
landlord: your income needs to be three times your rent
me: can you tell my boss that
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Why would anyone choose to go big when the alternative is getting to go home?
- A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly…
- People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it…
- Police: Knock knock…
- “Before I met my wife, I always felt incomplete; now I’m finished”…
- I ask my wife if we could try to do it doggy style…