je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I’ve fucked in the East and I’ve fucked in the West…
- Wouldn’t the sentence ‘I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign’ have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
- Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip…
- I’m not arguing…
- A Ukrainian peasant finds a genie in a bottle…
- A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy…