je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I’ve fucked in the East and I’ve fucked in the West,
I’ve fucked many women with very large breasts
Yet I’ll never be happy, I’ll never be free
Until I’ve fucked a woman, the way that life has fucked me.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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