je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
An astrologer cast a sick boy’s horoscope.
After promising the mother that the child had many years ahead of him, he demanded payment. When she said, “Come tomorrow and I’ll pay you,” he objected: “But what if the boy dies during the night and I lose my fee?”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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