je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A misogynist stood in the marketplace and announced: “I’m putting my wife up for sale! Tax-free!” When people asked him why, he said: “So the authorities will impound her.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill…
- One man complains to another…
- A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening…
- A runner going to participate in a contest had a dream that he was driving a quadriga
- An incompetent astrologer cast a man’s horoscope and said: “You are unable to father children
- A philosopher visiting his country estate asked if the water in a well there was good to drink…