je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A runner going to participate in a contest had a dream that he was driving a quadriga. Early in the morning he goes to a dream interpreter for an explanation. The reply is: “You will win, the dream meant you have the speed and the strength of horses.” But, to be sure, the runner visits another dream interpreter. This one replies: “You will lose. Don’t you understand that four ones came to me before you?”
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