je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic
- It’s important to establish a good vocabulary…
- Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? …
- My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction
- A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair…
- You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo