je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Three women are talking about ways to initiate sex with their husbands.
One of them says “I have a good way, when ever I want to have sex with John I touch his dick and say your dick is very cold, do you need warming it a bit?, And that’s it”
Next day they the second woman said “I had the best sex in my life yesterday, I used your way, I touched Adam’s dick and found it cold, and told him do you need a little heat down there? And then we started having sex”.
The following day the third woman started to cry.
“What happened” asked the first two.
She told them that she got divorced
“I tried to do the same thing with my husband but I found that his dick is warm so I said «Why isn’t your dick cold like John and Adam’s dick ?»”
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