je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My wife said she wanted just one child of each gender.
I told her “how about just one boy and one girl? I don’t want to contribute to overpopulation.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- What do you call an ox with big butt? …
- Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs…
- You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point
- My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her…
- Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other, the NSA will finally read it?
- My husband and son are getting competitive while playing games…