je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Today, I shocked the hell out of the postman by opening the door completely naked.
I’m not sure what surprised him most: my nudity, or the fact that I know where he lives.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Superman is out flying and sees Wonder Woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delight…
- A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sides…
- A reporter walks into a bar in a small Louisiana town…
- I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm…
- We were having sex the other night and to my surprise my wife started punching me in the face…
- The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them “Scraps”…