je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Damn girl, are you a piñata?
Cause imma need a blindfold to hit that.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago…
- I was having a conversation with a scammer the other day…
- When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a condom if I ever had sex…
- What’s it called when a King and Queen have no children? …
- What’s the difference between humans and a bullet? …
- Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won’t leave you broken-hearted…