je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a condom if I ever had sex.
He said, “Any person willing to have sex with you will sleep with almost anyone else.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink…
- After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me…
- Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY!…
- A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!…
- I was having a conversation with a scammer the other day…
- Damn girl, are you a piñata? …