je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me.
She said, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
“Fair enough,” I replied, and felt her breasts.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My dad died last year when my family couldn’t remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him…
- Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY!…
- My lesbian neighbours asked me to help them conceive a child recently…
- A good percentage of my friends are Nazis…
- When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a condom if I ever had sex…
- I was having a conversation with a scammer the other day…