je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My girlfriend is mad because I could only last 2 minutes in bed.
In my defense it was doggy style so it’s more like 14 minutes.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- An engineer dies and goes to hell…
- The only thing Flat-Earthers fear…
- A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit…
- My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them…
- eBay is so useless…
- Why are circumsized penises so popular among Jewish girls? …