je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I’m not sure what scared him more. My naked body or the fact I knew where he lived.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? …
- What has 6 balls and fucks all the poor people? …
- I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday…
- A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies…
- While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything…
- If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don’t they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? …