je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in
She said, “You can’t do this to me!”
I said, “I know… that’s why I’m doing it to her.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday…
- My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…
- Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy…
- Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter “O”…
- Depressing pickup lines…
- A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies…