je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon.
I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.
I thought, fuck me, I might win this.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”…
- I told my wife that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our road except one!…
- When you say “poop” your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop…
- I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday…
- What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? …
- A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving…