je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday.
Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, “get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon…
- The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”…
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple…
- My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!“…
- Jack goes to his buddy Bob…
- My girlfriend broke up with me for being too “un-American”…