je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I told my wife that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our road except one!
“I bet it’s the snooty bitch at number twenty three,” she replied.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Son: “Dad, I have to do a special report for school…
- When you say “poop” your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop…
- My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”…
- The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”…
- A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon…
- What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? …