I told my wife that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our road except one!…

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

I told my wife that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our road except one!
“I bet it’s the snooty bitch at number twenty three,” she replied.

🍆Sex

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

16 to have sex, 18 to watch porn.
16 to smoke, 18 to buy cigarettes.
16 to join the army, 18 to play Call of Duty.
Logic of Britain

I heard the joke of the man, with no penis, about to ejaculate.

But it came out of nowhere.

Plus de blagues 👇

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