je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”
The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”
“Yeah, that’s the one!”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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