je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, “Tell me, why should you be released early?”
The inmate responded, “It’s bec…”
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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