je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted
I don’t get it. I’ve lived here for 273 years and not noticed anything strange.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by…
- I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video…
- People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain…
- I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions…
- A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks “How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?”…
- A little girl asks her mother, “Mommy, how was I born?”…