je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.
They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My BDSM community took me to court for not being hardcore enough…
- A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank…
- I never understood school shooting jokes…
- My girlfriend always takes long baths after we finish watching a Ryan Gosling movie…
- I took off her shirt…
- People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain…