je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I took off her shirt.
Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt.
“Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes.
“Now take off my bra and panties.” and so I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost…
- To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner…
- A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank…
- I called two girls hipsters and got slapped…
- People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain…
- I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video…