Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head? …

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Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?: Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

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Today I went on http://thesaurus.com and searched “ninjas”. The computer told me “Ninjas cannot be found”. Well played, ninjas, well played.

Plus de blagues 👇