😂 😯 😝

A naked woman jumps into a taxi. The taxi driver stares at her, looking her over from top to bottom. The woman is offended and asks the taxi driver “What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

The taxi driver responds: “Oh, it’s not the fact that you’re naked that bothers me.”

“Then why are you looking at me that way?”

“Well, ma’am, I’m looking at you and thinking, ‘where the hell is this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride?’”