je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




I called my wife at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” Sounding concerned, she said, “No.”
I responded, “How about now?”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Thanos’ finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared…
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family…
- Hey girl, are you a cop? …
- Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top…
- A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu…
- A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini…