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- They say makeup sex is awesome, but it just leaves my dick covered in lipstick
- Your masturbation is none of my business…
- Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it
- A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months…
- If you’re chased by a serial killer, you’re both running for your lives
- With inflation at 7