Plus de blagues 👇

• How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? …
• One time I put my hand in the microwave to warm it, and then I realized and I thought “wow I am the stupidest person in the world”
• Fox News: “Why did America waste money landing on a comet?”…
• “There are two things in the world you never wanna let people see how you make them: laws and sausages…
• Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want?
• Do you realize that people just tolerate you?