An expert is someone who’s committed all the possible mistakes in a field

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

An expert is someone who’s committed all the possible mistakes in a field.

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use twice a year.

Business idea:

A gym that only charges when you don’t go.

Plus de blagues 👇

Sorry for typos! My tweet that said “Have just received word of my Nobel Prize nomination” should have read “Had doughnut for lunch
If there was an Eleventh Commandment, they would have broken that too
If I poop I might miss UPS
There cannot be a crisis next week
That awkward moment when you are so bored and say you have nothing to do but in reality you have a bunch of homework to do and you’d still rather being bored that doing it
Give a man a camera and he’ll point it at a woman…