je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
The bad guy in hallmark movies is a boyfriend who is like “uh no babe i cant drop everything and leave work this weekend. I’m about to close a deal for ten million dollars that will set us up for life” and the good guy is a guy who is just standing there when she gets to her hometown.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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- Why are asians so good at maths? …
- Do you know how to kill a black widow? …