je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Me: can you pass me the Rooster sooster sauce?
Him: the what?
Me: the Warsha chester sire sauce.
Him: are you having a stroke?
Me: the Worst sister shire sauce.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My mama raised a complainer, not a quitter
- An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah…
- I walked in on my sister masturbating with a carrot earlier today…
- - Babe, will you remarry after I die? …
- During icebreakers in freshman year of college, i answered the question “what’s your favorite animal?” with “skunks, because i also fart when i’m scared…
- Raise your right foot if you hate speeding tickets!