je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My ex-girlfriend was hit by a bus near my house. And I said to myself “That could’ve been me!!”
Then I remembered: I can’t drive a bus.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Oh, I’m sorry, did the start of my sentence interrupt the middle of yours?
- The beauty of their women and taste of their food made the Brits the best sailors in the world
- Sometimes I have sex with my dad on an elevator…
- I used to be indecisive
- The Matrix described 1999 as the peak of human civilization and I laughed, because obviously that would not age well…