je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Hansel and Gretel ends with two Germans pushing someone into an oven.
But the witch deserved it! She was a big nosed, curly haired liar, who was hoarding all of the treats for her greedy self!
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I need everyone to wish me luck! I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt…
- Bullets only do their job after they’re fired
- A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich…
- What’s the difference between yogurt and America? …
- Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car…
- Sometimes I have sex with my dad on an elevator…