je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
        
        
    
      
      
    Human resources manager: what is your biggest weakness?
Interviewee: my honesty.
Human resources manager:  I don’t think that’s a weakness
Interviewee: I don’t give a fuck what you think
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Recruiter: can you explain this gap in your resume? …
 - Six year old: I’m so glad it’s spring…
 - Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person? …
 - Judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment
 - When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots”
 - If Bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying “wahoo” no matter how fun the jump was