😂 😯 😝

A man was talking to a girl in a pub, when her mother came and joined them. Courteously, he stood when she arrived, then offered her a drink. She smiled, but shook her head.

The girl said ‘Mother does not drink - she tried it once, but didn’t like it.’
‘I see’ said the man.

The man then offered the lady a cigarette - again she smiled, and shook her head.
The girl said ‘Mother does not smoke - she tried it once, but didn’t like it.’
‘I see’ said the man.
‘I assume you have no brothers or sisters ?’