I have 99 problems and basically all of them could be solved with a salary increase

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

I have 99 problems and basically all of them could be solved with a salary increase.

💰Money

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

law professor: you’re currently failing your ethics class
me: slides a $20 across the desk how about now?

Relationship advice: Always make sure one of you have good credit. That’s why it’s called significant other. Sign-if-I-can’t

Plus de blagues 👇

Instructor, during my driving test: turn the car on…
“You want to know how to paint a perfect painting? It’s easy…
A young man said to his libido-driven wife: “What should we do, darling? Eat or have sex?” She replied: “You can choose
How many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? …
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet…
I sure am glad I’m not Sisyphus, cursed to forever do the same task