je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs
- Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight
- As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way…
- What does my dad have in common with Nemo? …
- When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug
- Why did the man miss the funeral? …