je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with an ‘i’ in it.
Johnny: I is…
Teacher: No, Johnny, when you say ‘i’, it should be followed by ‘am’
Johnny: Okay, I am the 9th letter of the alphabet
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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