je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
If I’m ever on life support, unplug me…
Then plug me back in, see if that works.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A drunken sailor gives a hooker $200, and they proceed to a back bedroom…
- My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, “What’s wrong?”…
- A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities…
- The new sex position is called Brexit…
- I didn’t know what to wear to my premature ejaculation support group…
- I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last Halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn’t home…