😂 😯 😝

A drunken sailor gives a hooker $200, and they proceed to a back bedroom…

After a few minutes, the sailor asks, “How’m I doin’?”
“About three knots,” says the hooker.
“Three knots?” asks the sailor. “Whaddya mean?”

And the hooker says, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.”