je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




Hitler commits suicide and appears in front of god.
God:”You already know you’re going to hell, but before that I’ll give you one wish.”
Hitler:”Alright, let me kill 10 million Jews and one Swedish man.”
God:”Why the Swedish man?”
Hitler:”I knew you didn’t give a fuck about the Jews.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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