je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




A man notices his wife’s butt is getting big…
“I bet your butt is as big as my grill.”
His wife rolls her eyes, but he gets a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and teases her that they’re about the same size.
That night, he tries to see if he can get lucky. “Not tonight,” says his wife.
He asks her why not, to which she responds, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weiner?”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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- Jack and Jill have grown up…
- My wife is turning 32 soon…
- A priest and a Rabbi are very good friends, so they decide to go to a remote lake for a swim…
- A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast…
- It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails…