je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
On a plane full of Internet users, a man starts having a heart attack.
One of the flight attendants notices this and quickly shouts: “People of the plane, we’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”
Immediately, five people stand up and say
“I’m not a doctor, but…”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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